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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122408
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm, #121978
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am, #114981
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am, #112713
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am, #112705
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am, #112695
"punisher" was **** movie


FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am, #202015
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am, #202014
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm, #200746
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm, #200745
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm, #171122
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm, #137053
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm, #100666
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm, #79501
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm, #73754
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am, #68098
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am, #33669
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am, #30956
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am, #30948
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm, #30738
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm, #30417
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm, #30414
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm, #30377
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am, #30366
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am, #252663
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm, #241928
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am, #225229
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm, #224543
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #224527
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am, #224525
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am, #224505
Nice x 5.


BASS PLAYERS - Take their jobs way too seriously


TAGS: bass player fish guitar people
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zack

laughingatstupidity - March 26, 2012, 9:16 pm, #232093
i want to eat that fish
jarc2010 - July 1, 2010, 7:49 pm, #182892
to idiots, this is not Kurt Cobain, nor is it Malcolm Young, although at ;east you had the right band! This is Cliff Williams, bass player for the best band in rock history, AC/DC.
Kurt Cobain's Lover - April 8, 2009, 3:09 am, #71491
HEY! You don't make fun of Kurt Cobain.
Briton of Rose - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am, #66287
Malcolm Young of AC/DC.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:28 am, #66284
I think it's Kurt Cobain.
draco - March 16, 2009, 8:29 pm, #66186
Is that Stephen King?


BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm, #220567
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am, #220524
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm, #243815
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am, #243001
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm, #242989
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm, #253885
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm, #253882

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm, #253879
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm, #244662
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm, #243207
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am, #242033
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am, #242031
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am, #242029
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am, #242028
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am, #241302
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am, #241281
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm, #241280
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm, #241276
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am, #253983
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am, #253062
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm, #252854
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm, #252648
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am, #252636
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm, #252623
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm, #252622
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm, #252619

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am, #168827
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am, #243596
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am, #243595
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am, #243594
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am, #243593
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am, #243592
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am, #243591
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am, #243590
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm, #243587
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm, #243585
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm, #243583
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm, #243582
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm, #243580
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm, #243579
And drug addict.


ASIANS - Used to swords...


TAGS: asian dumb gun
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Pyro

none - April 7, 2009, 12:33 am, #71247
yea if you look at it closely, hes right handed, and finger is straight and off the trigger, hence why you dont see his finger on the barrel and why he looks like hes holding the gun stupidly.
barockeva - November 5, 2008, 6:32 am, #33611
Right handed. This man is.
actually - July 17, 2008, 12:23 pm, #9931
you're supposed to have your trigger finger along the barrel...
Anonymous - June 11, 2008, 3:46 pm, #5631
Actually, that's how you're supposed to hold a gun before you're ready to fire. It's safety, but good try.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Nate

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm, #239423
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm, #146390
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #138636
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124765
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124763
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124760
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm, #124678
That river runneth over...


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am, #168820
He cannot be serious! o.O


Planet Diseases -


TAGS: planet disease
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:06 am, #245562
Excellent!
Sho - April 19, 2013, 7:47 pm, #245220
ahahaha


PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you


TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Noname5

steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am, #243318
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am, #243316
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am, #243315
Why not b***er both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm, #224775
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm, #224127
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am, #224124
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by dee

dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am, #105526
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #105344
What are "Neds"?


LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm, #232769
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by hootizz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am, #241609
Ha! Humans.


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am, #223664
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm, #223604
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm, #223603
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


CHUCK NORRIS - CHUCK WHO?


TAGS: opscoastie
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by opsCOASTIE

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2011, 12:10 am, #225583
touché .
crankyhead - November 3, 2011, 3:16 am, #225554
LOL @ Derek's comment.
Derek - November 2, 2011, 11:16 pm, #225551
One can't be too surprised to find that a cowboy isn't loved by someone called "Mooooooooooo".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 2, 2011, 2:37 pm, #225534
You want me to dig him up and say that to his dessicated corpse?....you need help man..
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 7:26 am, #225528
He did have an original walk though - all sidey-ways & in deep water... I wonder if it was from a condition, one that made it tough to sit down too
pzykosiz - November 1, 2011, 8:50 pm, #225519
use your time wisely. Chuck will be with you soon
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 6:30 pm, #225518
Sorry Champ, He was a Great Actor....and that was all.
Airman - November 1, 2011, 5:53 pm, #225514
but... but... Sands of Iwo Jima????????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 5:31 pm, #225513
Any time, and no. It's a simple fact,Chuck is a martial arts master and Marion was a big nothing. (if you have facts to dispute that, I'd gladly hear them) (BTW, this poster is a 1 regardless, you put no thought into it, and used a 5 year old meme.
opsCOASTIE - November 1, 2011, 4:55 pm, #225509
Well, thanks for the 1, but next time, check your grudges at the door.
opsCOASTIE - November 1, 2011, 4:52 pm, #225507
Say that to his face...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:51 pm, #225506
Marion Wayne was a draft dodging, Racist crybaby. And shouldn't be revered by anyone....If he was a "duke' he was the duke of ***kheads..


GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

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bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm, #81727
Geddy = f*** YEAH!!!


Old Players -




COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm, #16673
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm, #6475
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm, #3691
omg!! funny!!


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am, #229924
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am, #229487
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm, #229276
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


POINT OF VIEW - Guns or Butter


TAGS: margarine oleo lard bacon grease
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Renza - February 12, 2013, 12:24 pm, #243429
irl trolling, that guy is doing it right.


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: d*** cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.19/5

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LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm, #87233
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, p********s piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am, #87176
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am, #87175
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm, #87042
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm, #87030
Genius.


REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems


TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm, #183511
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm, #183497

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am, #69238
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

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Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am, #188758
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am, #177597
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm, #177581
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am, #177505
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am, #177489
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am, #177487
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am, #177486
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm, #177007
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm, #176783
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176782
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176781
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm, #176780
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm, #176768
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm, #176766

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm, #176764
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176763
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm, #176750
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm, #176746
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm, #176743
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm, #176738
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm, #176729
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm, #176725
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm, #176724
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am, #176703
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176702
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176701
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176700
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176699
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am, #176698
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176697
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176696
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am, #176695
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am, #176692
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am, #176691
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am, #176685
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am, #176669
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176668
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176667
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am, #176665
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am, #176659
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am, #176656
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am, #176652
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am, #176651
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am, #176650
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am, #176649
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am, #176648
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am, #176645
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am, #176644
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am, #176643

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am, #176640
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176576
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


SMITHSONIAN EXHIBIT - POLITICIAN SKELETONS


TAGS: head up ass
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:18 am, #236052
That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




CHRISTMAS SUCKS -




SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!


TAGS: kardashian nightmare
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:43 pm, #237607
Not sure if repost, or...I-don't-know-what.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:22 pm, #237551
LMFAO...I f'n love this poster!!!! 5 extreme poodles for you
falloutghoul - July 23, 2012, 2:59 pm, #237541
If only it was a dream come true.


TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.




YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...


TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm, #248082
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm, #226550
This f***ING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!


TAGS: meat nativity jesus christmas
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:13 am, #232373
"This is my flesh, take and eat. Do this in remembrance of me." (And we'll all just ignore that they were Hebrew, don't eat pork and regard cannibalism as a vile sin, so that probably never came out his mouth, ever.)
Ed-Hyde - December 13, 2010, 7:55 am, #206603
Hey, you worship your way. I'll worship (nom nom nom ) my way.


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: amish christmas lights
Rating: 4.41/5

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Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm, #241487
er, Amisha was s'posed to be Amish. I've been struck by the typo gremlin.
Silverheart - December 15, 2012, 4:11 pm, #241486
Amish shun (most) technology, and all adornments. So, despite some Amisha and Mennonite communities even havin electricity, they wouldn't put up decorative lights, nor even candles. Just saying.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:19 am, #241475
Wouldn't it be a candle?
MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 am, #241423
First 5L chuckle of the day.


BOO -




TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived


TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.28/5

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Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm, #242151
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm, #242150
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm, #240796
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #238581
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm, #234378
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm, #234372

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm, #234360
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am, #234193

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




TOMORROW - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.




JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

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Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm, #220310
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm, #220306
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am, #220212
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am, #220198
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am, #220196
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm, #220194
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm, #220193
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm, #220190
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm, #220188
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...




THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.


TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm, #223595
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps


LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles


TAGS: texas california
Rating: 4.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:59 am, #242766
I agree, you should start passing out drugs and guns in your neighborhood to make it safer.
falloutghoul - January 3, 2012, 8:02 pm, #227223
Seriously, I'm not going to start anything with you, troll.
glockfanusa - January 3, 2012, 2:07 am, #227202
Cheee I wonder who's right and who's wrong...ever see what a craphole Cali really is, just look at the states economy and it's prison system. Liberals are proof that both drugs and guncontrol are bad for you.
falloutghoul - December 23, 2011, 8:34 pm, #226880
Nice!


YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!


TAGS: mlb jesus yankees suck red sox baseball
Rating: 2.66/5

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Schultz1 - April 6, 2012, 12:22 am, #232803
Just because you said yankees suck. I give you 5L.
VinceVicious - August 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #110266
A long dead prophet thinks a great baseball teams sucks. What a douche. (Go Yankees)


WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers




TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am, #238327
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


ASIAN EMO - because small penis is not good enough




EASTER BUNNY? - what Easter Bunny?




Water on Mars -


TAGS: on mars nasa
Rating: 3.1/5

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moose - June 21, 2009, 4:20 pm, #88753
wow someone's trying to be smart.. just take the god d*** joke.
Erecrottod - May 25, 2009, 6:11 pm, #82018
Actually, this is the proof GLASS is on Mars. Water is on the Glass. Water does not touch Mars.
Arpaleggia - November 17, 2008, 7:35 pm, #37195
I see what you did there. Well done.


TAKE HEART -


TAGS: spring seasons humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 1:04 am, #253083
Love the pun, Ig. I also love the spring; the cool air, the warm sun, the flowers bloom . . .
lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:27 am, #252523

LOL! Saw the pic and couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:53 am, #252522
**groan** Still 5'd it on the grounds I didn't get there first, lol.
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:40 pm, #252481
Legs Vernon rolls


SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm, #141835
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.52/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm, #179858
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm, #179851
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm, #179849
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm, #179845
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm, #179843
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179842
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179841
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179840
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179839
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm, #179837
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179834
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179833
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179832

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179830
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179829
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm, #179828
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm, #179827

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm, #179826
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm, #179824
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179812

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179811

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm, #179810
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


Tomorrow -


TAGS: trash retirement
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - May 29, 2014, 8:30 am, #255088
Luv this. Reminds me of my buddy climbing a cell tower and throwing a dummy off. His accomplice below popping outta the grass and waving. Kansas farmers thought that was pretty funny...sorta.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


FALL IS HERE -




UNDERAPPRECIATED - Fred Astaire is considered a legend of dance, yet Ginger Rogers did everything that he did, except backwards and in high heels.


TAGS: fred astaire ginger rogers
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by angus90

GaryO - May 9, 2015, 10:45 am, #261131
there's a lotta unsung heroes from back in the day...angus90 made good posters


SUMMER - It's Belly button season




SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am, #224659
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am, #224595
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am, #224590
LOL This is great!


TECHNOLOGY ADVANCES! - This is a 5 megabyte harddrive from 1955!


TAGS: computer past
Rating: 4.33/5

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Zetmonk - July 10, 2012, 5:24 am, #237113
The same can't really be said for forklifts though...


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm, #226612
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa bre*** examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am, #223054
LOL... 5o funny


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.


TAGS: girl car smash tantrum
Rating: 4.63/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm, #242892
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!


TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by episode666

the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm, #215865
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am, #215474
been done like 13 times.


SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat


TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am, #232578
actualy it's h**ter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm, #232522
Game over man!


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am, #243477
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm, #145394
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm, #145392
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm, #145391
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm, #145390
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm, #145389
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


CREEPY BUNNIES -


TAGS: bunny easter creepy bunnies happy
Rating: 4.6/5

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marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 3:29 pm, #217215
bringin back scary memories...5LOL
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 1:30 pm, #217208
LOL!
Sean - April 24, 2011, 1:01 pm, #217207
No problem. And I get where you're coming from. I have a cousin who's retarded.
LeightonESmith - April 24, 2011, 4:30 am, #217192
Ah... ok... Sarcasim does not tranlate well across the internet without the sarcastic font I've been lobbying for. ;-p Just as long as you not a member of the fun police I'll take a chill pill and stfu
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:12 pm, #217038
*change "with" to "will" please
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:11 pm, #217037
Believe it or not, sometimes we here at MotiFake don't precisely mean what we say. And some of us with even say the exact opposite out of something called "jest."
LeightonESmith - April 21, 2011, 8:32 pm, #217032
Sean, you're a massive douche bag. On what grounds are you "outraged"? Are you bunny #4?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:08 pm, #217021
This poster is an outrage! I demand that it be taken down immediately!!!
Hawamleh - April 20, 2011, 6:35 pm, #216895
Cubby is from Hawaii, which is nice.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:44 am, #216862
he will always be king. Period. He was Motitwisting then Moti After Dark. That is where a lot of the posters from Culos and Cubby were headed. I have vacation coming, so someone else can have it
LeightonESmith - April 20, 2011, 9:41 am, #216856
i was hoping for something more dramatic like he was feeling threaten by airman and got narky that he stopped getting good scores and deleted his account before he slipped into obscurity.... ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:22 am, #216855
"King" is based on the last 14 says worth of submissions....everyone takes a break once in a while, He's probably at "M.A.D" (you know how he loves to use pics of pretty "ladies" (I use that term loosely).
LeightonESmith - April 20, 2011, 8:11 am, #216852
just out of curiosity can someone explain to me why cubby isn't king of motifake anymore (and not on the ladder at all?) Did he retire?
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:24 am, #216764
The one on the bottom right earned you 5Ls alone. Awesome
tellitlikeitis - April 19, 2011, 7:01 am, #216760
Totally disturbing. I thought there was only creepy Santa's. 5 l's.


NINJAS - They love pizza


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 4.1/5


Gamer's Keyboard -


TAGS: gamer keyboard wasd
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Duffers

camden - April 6, 2010, 12:34 pm, #169967
me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:01 pm, #165207
Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:24 pm, #154394
I've never had a problem with my vista
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 4:23 pm, #154393
Ouch Produce
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:20 pm, #154392
WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the **** out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too
Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 11:35 pm, #136399
CTRL, ALT, & DELETE: Real Vista users don't have them
copy paste - January 22, 2009, 4:17 pm, #53796
The guy below did it a lot.
Akolyte01 - December 11, 2008, 4:20 pm, #43722
Woah... WTF? The keys that are rubbed off on his are like the exact ones on mine. WASD is gone, C is gone, part of V and N and M. I have no idea why N M and V are gone though...
WASD - September 7, 2008, 10:51 pm, #19553
I looked a my keyboard and you can definitely tell that wasd are more faded than any of the others after 5 years.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:44 am, #19067
So much fail here it hurts.
Silvo - August 25, 2008, 4:34 pm, #16680
Real gamers would be playing an online game right now...
Buster Hymen - August 19, 2008, 6:43 pm, #15520
Really? Cause I have two sets of them(Zboard). And they all still have letters on them...what crappy flea market did you find that keyboard?
jew - August 13, 2008, 11:24 am, #14247
f*** YOU BUDDY!
Anon - August 6, 2008, 7:06 pm, #12918
People /fail.
Sp00t - July 30, 2008, 12:53 pm, #11848
Real gamers don't use cheap keyboards and sweat all over them. :P
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:40 am, #10630
Of course, the real point is that real gamers use the device pictured, a pc keyboard, and not a wonderful happy moving stick or an ocarina covered in b***ons.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:37 am, #10628
Real gamers are able to go into options in most games and remap whatever keys they want to use as their directional b***ons, firing b***ons, etc. or they have peripherals, or, like me, they just use the immense power of their minds, and the game obeys.
tricia - July 21, 2008, 10:25 pm, #10605
or c or v or n or m or part of j .......
Captain Douchebag - July 21, 2008, 7:34 pm, #10583
Caps Lock makes you look f***ing retarded. Have a nice day.
YOU IDIOTS - July 21, 2008, 7:29 pm, #10581
REAL GAMERS DON'T HAVE WASD BECAUSE THEY WEAR THAT **** OFF DUMBASSES ALSO CRUISE CONTROL
chris - July 21, 2008, 6:33 pm, #10576
real gamers call it by positioning. wasd, how it is on the keyboard.
abc start - July 21, 2008, 11:15 am, #10547
real gamers would refer to it as WSAD. up down left right


moogles -


TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by derrek

Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am, #68096
Why did he hurt the chocobo?


YOUR CIRCLE -




NINJAS - Mall cops don't stand a chance


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by gil

agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:27 pm, #150666
Not without their segues, they don't!


LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm, #146372
Best...movie...ever!
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm, #83911
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm, #83904
sho-nuf
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am, #83893
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by motinet

Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am, #221929
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am, #221908
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm, #210426
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm, #209735
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm, #209733
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am, #209731
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm, #209058
Well... OH YEAH!!!


MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.


TAGS: motorcycle biker scenery motorcycling fast
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by wayne64

CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:11 pm, #235859
So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!


OPTIMISM -


TAGS: the glass is half full
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:14 pm, #188365
Amsome culos! 5L


NORMALITY -




PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm, #258514
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am, #193092
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am, #193091
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm, #193007
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm, #192976

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm, #192974
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


BLASPHEMY -


TAGS: jun challenge blasphemy
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by sickartist

twill1962 - January 1, 2013, 5:03 pm, #242115
And then there's "Judge not, lest ye be judged," (Matt 7:1). This means that as we judge others, we will be judged: If we judge harshly, then we will be judged harshly; if we judge with mercy, we will be judged with mercy. BTW: 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:25 am, #239215
The passage you're looking for is Matthew 6:5
CANADA - December 15, 2010, 4:25 pm, #207058
agreed! one of the best ones
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 12:04 pm, #178845
This is the first of the Blasphemy posters that I've liked. 5 Face Palming Lions. "Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven."
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:24 pm, #178762
5 kazings
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 10:38 am, #178725
I love irony.
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:37 am, #178724
i could use an "Edit" b***on ;
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:36 am, #178723
i shed a tear. a happy tear. perfecttion !


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am, #256522
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am, #146133
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm, #146036
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm, #145998
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #145997
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm, #145986
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm, #145984
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm, #145982
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm, #145979
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm, #145975
Its Science.


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by giulio

shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am, #212178
thats hedly!!


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm, #222458
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm, #222457
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm, #221946
Bull**** bull**** bull**** bull****. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm, #221895
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm, #221888
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm, #221886
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm, #221879
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm, #221878
them bones them bones


Got Any Plans -


TAGS: plans day crazy ideas premeditated
Rating: 4.95/5

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MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:53 pm, #252442
And a tissue!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm, #252441
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:52 pm, #252440
Nope, your went wrong by actually ending up in court...teehee.
Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:22 am, #252424
Mebbe that's where I went wrong...either there, or the "with malice a forethougth" part...
CloudchaserS - January 25, 2014, 5:34 am, #252421
It's a trick, get an axe!
MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 6:31 pm, #252395
Need a tissue?
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 8:57 am, #252387
Ok, nasal lol spray. Dang monkey. Gonna have sinus probs all day now…aaaand a funky mustache


TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears


TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm, #227513
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am, #227503
This is one of the best


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